EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE or should that be -

SEXTERMINATE!

BEEB bosses have gone ballistic after discovering the Daleks are starring in a PORN FLICK.
Dr Who's foes capture three naked “disco babes” in the 18-rated DVD.

They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers.

Abducted By The Daleks — which features grey, red and black pepper-pot baddies watching a lesbian scene — was “five years in the making”, says the sleeve.

But after a tip-off, the Beeb had it barred from eBay — where copies have been selling for up to £30.

The estate of creator Terry Nation intends to sue.

Estate director Tim Hancock said: “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn.

“They weren’t ever intended to be sexual creatures. It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn.”

Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: “It’s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women — Daleks just don’t behave like that.”

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<font size="2">lmao either this is a wind up or there are some people very attached to their daleks</font></p>

“They weren’t ever intended to be sexual creatures. It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn.”

Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: “It’s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women — Daleks just don’t behave like that.” </p>

<font size="2">Strange folk eh</font></p>