shags are smart. I love that they stand on poles in the water and direct traffic. They don't get paid at all.
Agreed. and they're not mithered abart owt either. Never get into a flap abart stuff. Did you get to Charlton? or were you off shagging?
I didn't go to Charlton, I didn't realise there was more then 1 game a season to be honest, I wondered what everyone kept getting excited about. Not shagging though, I was delivering a workshop to help wayward cormorants get back in line. Using Alan (the shag) as a role model only appeared to make matters worse though. I need a fresh approach, maybe a spanish fisherman?
Sounds dead smart mate. 'spect you well for shags where you are. Have to say they're few and far between around here. Personally I'd go for the Portuguese smelt fishermen. Their patron saint is Saint Alfonso y'know.</p> </p> </p>