> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous > redhead sitting at the next table. > He has been checking her out since he sat down but lacks the nerve to > talk to her. > > Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket > towards the man. > > He reaches out, grabs it out of the air with sharp reflexes and hands > it back. > > "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in > place. > > "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." > > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they go to the > theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her > deepest dreams and he shares his. > > After paying for everything she asks him if he would like to come to > her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. > > They make passionate love most of the night and have a wonderful time. > > Next morning she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The > guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! > > "You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to > every guy you meet?" > "Oh no," she replies. > > Wait for it. > - > - > - > - > - > > ....."You just happened to catch my eye" > > > > > > > > >
have got the worst cold in the world and im going to the docs to prove it they have made me wait a week
