Eyup, I've got one.

<div id="yiv1074058125"><div>Dear Nigel Lardhead ,

I received your messages and the information i am very glad about your response to my mail. Attached to this mail is your fund release / transfer application letter and NATWEST FUND TRANSFER APPLICATION FORM . </div><div>
Now , what you have to do is to print out the two forms which I attached to
mail , fill it , sign , scan and send to the bank management using the email
address in the form.</div><div>
The management of the bank will get back to you as soon as the receive the forms
to effect the quick transfer of the fund to your bank account.</div><div>
IMPORTANT NOTICE ; Please , make sure you forward any mail that the bank send to you to my email address and if any question comes up , get back to me for answer if you are confused. To crown it all , make sure that you keep me updated and do not try to double - cross me please for I am hoping in you and i do thank you for your kind efforts in making my dreams come true.</div><div>Note once more that I have worked out all the modalities for the successful
claim and transfer of the deposit to your account without any
problem. All I need from you is sincerity and honesty. We have just seven
bank working days to get the deposit out or it will be sent to suspense
account and embezzled by the corrupt bank or government Officials here.I
do not want this to happen ,therefore we have to be prompt in our claims
process so that we shall not be caught up by time.
</div><div>My regards to your entire family.</div><div>Bye for now and make sure you always keep me updated.</div><div>
Yours truly ,
Mr. Gerry Slydon.</div>

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...and i have received the notification letter this morning of my recent win in the Spanish lottery!!!

 

I'm still waiting for my $850 billion, you'd think they'd give me an advance....the bank are on my back now wanting a payment for the mortgage on my £5m mansion!

 

I allegedlly won &pound;5000 on the Irishlottery. The one I've never, ever, not once entered.

 

I test how gullible they are with a daft surname first. I'll be telling him about my sexual preferences within four exchanges.</p>

The one who wanted to meet me in Oliver Tambo Airport ended up threatening to kill me.</p>