F.A.O. Dirk Hartog.

not quite sure if you log in during the evening. However I must say that I do try (RE YOUR COMMENT FURTHER DOWN) the major problem with me mr. fooking smart arse is that I suffer from a mild form of dislexia. But, what I have promised myself todo is to seek you out and explain what it's all about. I look forward to meeting with you and in my time so that I can explain the situation. You put me down in public you arse wipe and as such I'll meet you in public.

 

Is a "Todo" some type of extinct bird?

This "mild form of dislexia" ... does it make you think you know what the **** you're talking about too?

Yuo comlpete ******* wnakre.

 

And without fail.

I knew i should have had a bet. </p>

 

Yup.

Do you like bikes?

 

Nope

lethal weapons

 

Right.

So, basically, you jump around your living room in your dressing gown pretending to be Bruce Lee?
I bet you even paint stripes on your front using lipstick or summat.

Your neighbours will one day be on telly stating how quiet & normal you were before you killed 8 people, then turned the Samurai sword on yourself.

 

RE: Right.

Not Bruce Lee he's dead stupid,  Its Jackie Chan, and i use charcoal for the stripes not lipstick, thats just gay that is.

 

" arse wipe "

Makes a change from 'Warthog' I suppose.</p>

 

RE: Right.

Bruce Lee was never dead stupid.
He studied at several places in the US.

Jackie Chan's real name is Colin.
He's the only registered male dental assistant in Leicester.

If you play Meatloaf backwards it says "Go kill everyone on the fish counter at Morrisons".
So that'll just be you & the young lad serving I reckon.

 

Did

You get a text from tfp saying someone is after you on the BBS. But its ok i've scared him off for you.

 

RE: Right.

Thats not a young lad, its Chez

 

If you've scared TFP off

I owe you a pint. Cheers.

 

What have you done now ???

Have you been a bully boy again ?

 

My psychological analysis of "Baskerville":

Was fiddled with by his Uncle, who called his sparracuda his "lolly pop".
Has never worked out if the light goes off when he shuts the fridge door.
Has killed small animal throughout his life.
Owns a collection of tiny decorative shoes.
Wears womens clothes, just at weekends.
Sucks his thumb.

Bet I'm not far off.

 

RE: What have you done now ???

I don't think he likes Garth Crooks.</p>



I dunno, I'm just very much misunderstood.</p>

 

RE: My psychological analysis of "Baskerville":

Why doesn't he like Garth Crooks ?

 

RE: My psychological analysis of "Baskerville":

His Uncle used to come home from the pit without bathing & get him to feast on his "lollipop".

He can't eat Minstrels either.

And he dislikes Country & Western.

 

Well if you call someone Garth Crooks who isn't Garth Crooks

Be prepared to reap the whirlwind you've sown .

 

Fair point.

And sorry to Garth too.</p>



I'm off to the naughty step to have a word with myself.</p>

 

"Has killed small animal throughout his life."

Why you speak like Mongo?