Dear sir/madam, Thankyou very much for your interest in becoming our next manager. Barry and myself have just had our lunch before we settle down to watch the FA cup tie between QPR and West brom. Barry is so excited. Before we can offer you the position, there are a few points we need to raise? 1. What was on your finger when you poked Barry in the eye? 2. When you were talking tactics to us, why did you give Mel Machin a strange accent? 3. Is your dog a bitch? 4. Will you be purchasing a new carpet for the boardroom? 5. The 3 Nike shirts that you took from the club shop,were unwashed returns. Can you bring them back for next week cos we are running low! 6. You mentioned you were on holiday for the Leeds game, can you stay and i will take your place. 7. As we spoke about we can only pay you £500 per week? Please respond quickly as you are the only applicant. None of the others turned up and we don't know why! Thankyou Ron xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx
