I didn't manage to find an Irish Sarah from Ddewsbury but I did finf a Scottish Sarah from Leeds. I mentioned your name to her but she just stared at me blankly.
Oh Dear She was definately from Dewsbury - she spent ages teaching us how to dance and trying to speak German with my missus. I can't quite remember (hic!) whether she was attending the week-end event though, so perhaps that's why you didn't see her. Anyway hope it all went well, and especially your night out. I had a good evening with Kevin. We managed to avoid the breasts topic for 51 minutes, then it just sort of "slipped out". Football was right off the agenda until after a few glasses. I can't say where we went on here but I'm sure you can work it out.
I couldn't believe you timed it!! Great meal, great company. We're going to have to drag that Bailey guy out with us sometimein the near future.
I blooming well know you did!!! I couldn't believe my eyes when Stahlrost startedtexting you with the timing!!
RE: I blooming well know you did!!! I wondered what took him so long!! What on earth were you talking about for nearly an hour..... (chinny) ff
Honest? I was bending his ear about how much I was missing the family and how I couldn't wait for them to be back home. It may not enhance the big, butch, macho image usuallythat fits me so well, but it's the truth.</p>
RE: Honest? ahhhh .... bless. Shouldn't laugh, but I do have quite a good impression of the conversation You .... "Really missing them you know" Stahlrost "mmmmmm yes, mmmmmm" You "No I really am, I wish they'd come back" Stahlrost " mmmmm yes, hang on a sec got a text ..." (5 mins getting glasses out) You (carrying on regardless of furious texting) " Yeah, no-one brought me a cup of tea or anything this morning" Stahlrost " mmm yeah, ooooh hang on, just check my phone - another text ...... " (another 5 mins fiddling with glasses) You (in desperation) " HAVE YOU SEEN THE BREASTS ON THAT?!!!!" Stahlrost (suddenly paying attention) "eh, what? where?" 2 mins later, back to texting ...... I'm right aren't I?
FAO Site Admin I deny the majority of the posts in this thread. Please give me site admin privileges temporarily so I can edit the various posts. I only sent 3 texts, and only fiddled with my glasses once.
If you two are going to end up arguing like this I might HAVE to come out with you to act as a neutral observer in a United Nations stylee.
I found it all by myself, thank you very much Although what it's true purpose is, or how it actually works, totally escapes me!!
