F**k me ragged ...

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  1. Ori

    Original Dazza New Member

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    Original Dazza, Dec 22, 2005
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  2. Gue

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    "I myself have a friend of mine who was innocently convicted of a crime they didn't commit"

    witcockart
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  3. Gue

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    the poor dear has only got £92.50 to keep her going over christmas

    £20 a week sent in by husband, £12.50 wages per week and an extra £50 he sent in.

    How can anyone survive on £92.50 per week plus all meals and rent fuly paid for? the poor darling...
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  4. Gue

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    actually they should let the mother out anyway

    she is clearly psychic.

    She must just know when the kids need advice and ring them up to tell them.
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  5. tyk

    tyke69 Well-Known Member

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    RE: the poor dear has only got £92.50 to keep her going over christmas

    it brings a tear to the eye - the japs eye that is!
     
    tyke69, Dec 22, 2005
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  6. Gue

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    I feel sorry for all these prisoners.

    Just imagine getting short calls cheaper than us normal folk on the outside have to pay. It must be absolutly dreadful.
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  7. Gue

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    Best one:

    ''Phones? in prisons? they're like holiday camps now. why are these criminals allowed to make calls to love ones when they've been locked up? makes no sense''

    Top stuff.

    Kill them all.
    That's what I say.
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  8. Gue

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    From Norbert Braindead :

    Prison is about restrictions. Prison and its lifestyle is a deterrent. If you go to prison, you can't go for long walks in the countryside, or go to nice restaurants, or expect to have the same facilities you get at home.

    Wise words Norbert
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  9. Gue

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    'fussball'

    What is next? Complaints that the food menu only has three options, or that the available playstations and fussballtables are constantly in use?
    Matt, Plymouth

    Fussy balls Matt ?
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  10. Gue

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    I also liked:

    ''Simple solution.... If it's too expensive, then take the phones out.''
    Martin, Northern England

    'Northern England'?

    Good lad.
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  11. Gue

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    RE: I also liked:

    Lives on a Council Estate probably.
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  12. Gue

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    RE: the poor dear has only got £92.50 to keep her going over christmas

    She'll need it for the fags & drugs
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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    Euroman Well-Known Member

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    RE: I can see we are all full of compassion in the season of goodwill?

    :pff :pff :pff (NOOO) (NOOO) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (puke)
     
    Euroman, Dec 22, 2005
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  14. Gue

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    And no shops
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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  15. Gue

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    Her pimp takes £90

    At least that is what E.I. told me! That's the going rate so his says (from experience)!!!!!
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2005
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    The GUV at my lads nick gave all the cons an extra £10 in phone cards for Xmas, my son by the way works for yhe prison service......... Well he peels potatoes, sews mail bags and such like, OH and by the way GUILTY AS FOOK
     
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