FA anounce changes for next season

After Fergies Whinings about the FA not doing enough to help them the FA have decided to implement a few changes for next season

1] Manchester United will only have to play each premiership team once
2] All manchester United games will be played at home
3] Because Manchester United will be playing half the amount of games of the other Premiership clubs all there points will be doubled
4] should an opposing team have the audacity to take the lead against Manchester United then the referee will immediately award a penalty to the home team
5] No opposing team will be allowed a penalty whilst playing at Old Trafford
6] In the unlikely event of a team drawing with Manchester United after 90 minutes a minimum of 15 minutes injury time will be played or until Manchester United score a winner, if they fail to do so within 15 minutes then extra time will be added on to accomodate the time players will have taken to take on fluids
7] Manchester United will not be held responsible for any loss or damage to opponents/supporters vehicles whilst parked on or near Old Trafford [Rio needs some new Alloys]

These plans were devised & facilitated by an unbiased panel consisting of Alex fergie, Bobby Charlton, Ryan Giggs & two prawn sandwiches

 

Hold on...

Some of those are already in place!

Just ask Jose

 

RE: Hold on...

oops my mistake

 

new rules haha, been in place for years