I'm thinking of having a facelift to look like a Hollywood star.</p> Apparently there is some good money in Celebrity lookalikes.</p> I'm thinking of going all the way and becoming Eddie Murphy.</p> Who would you want to look like and why?</p>
Yep and my second would be... If I buy you enough drink on the date would you let me stick it your 'arris.</p> Question 3 -Do you squirt?</p>
You already struggle to get off the couch... Never mind having norks and a ***** to entertain you.</p> The couch will be dripping by mid afternoon.</p>
Obvious "joke" number 3,914 ... ... Jay already has gret big tits to play with. Yours in sport, Mr Muscle (love muscle).
I'd like to look like ET - as it would be cheap to do ... 'cos I look pretty much like that anyway. Either ET or anyone with hair - just to see what it feels like. If it wasn't strictly Hollywood stars, but included TV actors - then I'd be Colt out of the Fall Guy ... with a 14" bionic ****, or summat. To answer your question - I simply don't know. I just started typing without really thinking about it.
Aye. Total number of comments = 0. Poor lad seems to be talking to himself ... a bit like Dirk in the street when he rolls out of his Hillards box to have a fight with the tramp-dwarf he's just seen in the window of Banardo's. Do you have any opinion on Simon Davey's decision not to sign a centre half in the transfer window?
I think it's a wise move and I'm pleased he didn't bow to the 99% of fans who thought we needed extra defensive cover.
By the way... ...it appears that someone has hijacked your poll to cast aspersions on LDRed's sexuality. Little do they know that Site Admin are able to identify the culprit through their voting preferences. Name and shame them, I say.
Bad choice. Everyone knows that banana boxes are full of spiders. Just got my hands on Simon Davey's CV dossier. The final paragraph reads as follows: "If I were to be the proper Manager of this fine football club I would keep 9 of the existing team in place. I would then swap our left back for someone on loan, put our best central midfielder on the left wing to accomodate super Gord's signing - then purchase a few players who are Johnny Foreigners, so I can claim that they hadn't "settled in" when we get relegated". TM was right. Dave Jones was far more stylish on the touchline.
To be fair ... ... he'd have to prove in a court of law that he's not a ******. Just one look at him & his motorbike would result in the case being dismissed, or summat. I'm also very happy we didn't sign Zakuani, Fortune, Matteo or any other Stoke bound centre half. Simon must have based his decision on the two clean sheets we just kept ... not the previous 20 games in which we looked like conceding every time the other team came forward. Hats off to him. Maybe he doesn't know the Polish word for "defender"?
