Fact of the day

"Four per cent of all cheese put on store shelves gets stolen."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...tony-Worrall-Thompson-shoplifts-at-Tesco.html

 

"99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd"

 

"Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planitarium."

 

"Some Newcastle United supporters like to watch the game with their Gentleman parts out"

 

83.5% of statistics are made up

 

It's a fact that it's impossible to txt and run on treadmill at the same ti....

 

127% of people Exaggerate

 

********, tha's med that up

 

I've had a bath this afternoon and used some mint chocolate shower gel. I smell like an After Eight.

 

I always suspected you were minted

 

You smell wafer-thin?

Well it's a start, I suppose.

First post on the new board and it's abusive. What's the record for getting banned on here?

 

68% of all people know that

 

Re: You smell wafer-thin?

Whey, your back! Was just wondering where you'd got to the other day. Weclome home to the land of BBS

 

Yes, I'm back

Thanks, mate.

Been lurking on here for a little while and decided to stop sulking and rejoin the "party" (although it seems very much like one of my parties I remember of old - basically ****).

Actually to be honest I was inspired by a post I read the other day from Hemsworth where he repeatedly used the words "I think" or "in my opinion". When you see things like that you've got to think there's always hope.

 

Re: Yes, I'm back

I reckon its the same old BBS under it all, a bizarre world where people only deal in absolutues and become needlessly entrenched defending things they don't necessarily believe in rather than admit to obvious common ground. To be fair it went through a spell where it was a complete love-in but we soon got bored and started to bicker over the most trivial of things

 

B'dum, tish.

 

I know you love me, though