Famous Hemsie quotes

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  1. tob

    tobytykespuppy Well-Known Member

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    A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

    Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

    If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

    Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

    I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

    I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
     
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    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    I tell the kids that every day at school
     
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    "I'm Nelson Mandela and Bobby Hassell is a lovely person!"
     
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    'Boom England 1-0 Germany'

    'Your comparing the greatest city in the world to a German slum'

    'I don't like beansprouts or rice'
     
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    Or eggs , or Moyo, !!
     
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    Sorry, but this has to be done. Referencing Boycott, one of the greatest Test batsmen ever,

    "I live in nearly the same postcode were he was born and I don't care what he says.
    Not a clue. How does he know, hes not played cricket for how long."

    I really don't like to mock, but this takes the biscuit.
     
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    My new favourite.
     
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