Fans of the Sheffield Teams: How they come across to me

Do they all really think and talk like this? When Football Heaven's on and the presenter says that, say, a Sheff Utd fan will be on next, I'm expecting a pessimistic, patronising and drawn out rant about the result/manager/owner/performance/future of Utd. I expect something a little like: "Eyup, Seth. Av just come back frum Lane. An warra luada garbage.. REYT? A mean, ano wiv won an all that. But DANNY WILSON ez ta get Jonny ERRRRTL on that coach back ta Palace... REYT? HE ISN'T A DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER.. REYT? Nah, yeh, wi won! But what's Kevin McCabe plannin on duin abart next season? WHAT IS HE DOIN ABART NEXT SEASON? Ta bi succesful wi need MONEY! Reyt? An wi need STABILITY!... reyt? Kevin McCabe dunt tick either a those boxes..."
Anyway, you get the picture. In complete contrast to the the blunts, though, the ever optimistic, up their own ariss, self proclaimed 'massives' that are the wendies sound a little like: "Eyup, Seth, great win for the massivist club in Sheffield. Megson Mourinho that's what me n mi mate call him. Wednesday through n through. Goal machine Madine's guna tek us ta Premiership next season. When Mandaric buys a 20 goal a season striker in January ta gu next to Madine will bi Champions by Easter. Av bin sapooertin Owls nar fo 57 year, am only 35, an i ent been this optimistic ivver."

Is it just me...?

 

Haha, absolutely spot on!