You know that job lot of Craig Rocastle hatmasks that you were trying to get rid of on Cardiff Central station for a knock-down £9-99? Do you think you could perhaps convert them to Adebayo Akinfenwa hatmasks? If so, I'll have two, cheers.
They've been selling..... ....well, along with the consignment Gary Monk wigs that turned up on Monday.
RE: They've been selling..... Can I also have a pair of Tom Williams mad-stary Marti Feldman eyes? Cheers.
RE: They've been selling..... You'll have to contact Ads directly about them, last time I spoke to him he said something about a hazardous design fault on the Tom Williams eyes, so I think they've been recalled to the factory.
RE: They've been selling..... I heard about that, but they said the testers should be OK after laser treatment to the retina. Did you win the bird-off at Cardiff Castle?
Bird-off was won by..... ....Holly. Second was Paul Hayes's missus and third was Norman Rimmington's. Sadly, my missus didn't make the top ten, even though there were only eight entries. We were expecting more, but Chris Taylor's sister didn't turn up, presumably because she doesn't exist.
RE: Bird-off was won by..... Yes, that was on her wish list, along with liposuction, a boob job, a nearly-new green Nova with a bass-box, gold alloys and full body kit, and a hundred quid's worth of Ralph Lauren vouchers.