FAO Adam Hinchcliffe : Latest project.

Design something that would allow ID cards to be carried at all times even when someone is wearing just vest and shorts in the summer.

 

We should be inserted with a chip so we can be scanned even whilst nude sunbathing in the neighbours wardrobe.

 

that's a thought...

what about the nudies...

you can just imagine a tactfully placed ID card over their parts ff

 

Can it be designed to be de-activated whilst masturbating outside the window of your neighbours teenage daughters bedroom ?

 

Yes and in Lincoln, outside your own.

 

Monitor drenched in coffee.

 

RE: I'll bet you're pretty good at masturbation aren't you ?

 

RE: I'll bet you're pretty good at masturbation aren't you ?

Male and female, yes.

 

Pockets.

 

Buffoon.

 

Cambridge Footlights missed out there.

 

RE: I'll bet you're pretty good at masturbation aren't you ?

it is true thenff

 

Latest Script

(Lord Ponsonby Brownring, son of the 7th Earl of Fistington) "Ai say you chaps, how does one carry one's Coutts cards around in the summer months ? "

(Stripey jumpered Damon wannabe enters from left, full nappy) "Pockets ?"

Curtain.

 

RE: I'll bet you're pretty good at masturbation aren't you ?

You're picturing it aren't you ? Go on lad. Knock one out for't big city.

 

RE: Latest Script

Loose Ends with Ned Sherrin awaits.

 

It could be a series

Lord Ponsonby Brownring, son of the 7th Earl of Fistington: "I say old boy, I think I've invented a spiffing new game. You take this here stick and strike the white ball. The objective is for the white ball to then strike the red ball and the red ball to drop into one of the six holes around the edge of the table. What should we call the holes?"

TM: "Pockets?"

curtain

 

i have done some research

on digital sandwich boards which i have written in my inventors notebook. i suppose this kind of technology could be used. the first design-idea was for dogs and pets to have digital sandwich boards on them so if they got lost they could be returned to their owners. it was crossed with rave signwriter technology so when they bobbed their heads up and down it would create a digital sigology which said something like

i am a dog. i am a dog called geoff. i am a dog called geoff and my owner is called steven mckerrick.

this could be then used with real people so they always had their digital ID sandwich board. it could only cover basic details such as name, age, convicitons, number of pets, football team and bank details but i think it would do the job until the technology improved somewhat.

adam hinchcliff

 

RE: no,no I'll leave you to "enjoy yourself"

a lot of repressed anger there

 

RE: i have done some research

Cheers Ads. Dependable as ever.