FAO Alityke, Cazi & other BFC supporting bints:

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Go on.
    Those young 'uns have some right stamina ...

    Barnsley Football Club's Academy urgently needs accommodation for youngsters this summer.

    Several players from outside the Barnsley area have been signed for the 2007/2007 campaign and desperately need to accommodate them in preparation for the start of the campaign on July 2.

    If you can provide accommodation for any scholars, aged under 18, for the coming season please contact Tony Warden, Academy Education Officer, on 01226 215123 or c/o Barnsley Football Club Academy, Oakwell Stadium, Barnsley, South Yorkshire, S71 1ET.

    An accommodation fee will be paid (in kind?)
     
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  2. Gue

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    I'm sure Ali would be more than willing to accommodate a youngster, especiallly if he is kitted out like Dion Dublin in the trouser department.
     
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  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    You mean ...

    ... in football shorts?
    I don't understand.

    Have you got the Farrahs in the Corby?
     
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  4. Gue

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    RE: You mean ...

    Any shorts that Dion owns will no longer have an underpant containment area cocker, it will have perished.

    The stay crease action slacks are in the Corby Classic ready for tonight!

    There are some Angels or Devils available tonight, if we want it to get messy.
     
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  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    RE: You mean ...

    I bet Dion has cocked some quim in his time.
    Blacks on blondes.
    Just that.

    Angels or devils?
    I'm very innocent & have no idea what you are talking about.

    Are they some type of musical group?
     
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  6. Gue

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    RE: You mean ...

    Specialists on the pink oboe.
     
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  7. Gue

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    RE: You mean ...

    Oh yes, the Angels ar Devils are very talented, they would make very sweet music if you you were hung out of the back of one.
     
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  8. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Actually ...

    ... if you nail the harris of a bird who keeps farting - is she a member of the woodwind section?

    I didn't think so.

    TM's room will need decorating.
     
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    "hung out of the back of one".

    I'm lost.

    My safari suit is primed & ready.
    I'm going to moonwalk Paul Wilkinson into the ground.

    Get ready.
     
    The Full Ponty, Apr 24, 2007
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    Huh!!! Just seen this

    turn my back for a week & unsubstantiated slurs are made on my good character

    I wouldnt be so choosy as to demand Dionesque proportions
     
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