Get on that phone now ya gret useless pillock.</p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="629" border="0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="3"><div class="mxb"><div class="sh">Mourinho 'would consider' England </div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 416px" valign="top"><font size="2"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="203" align="right" border="0"><tbody><tr><td><div> </div></td></tr></tbody></table>Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho would consider becoming the new England manager if the Football Association approached him, says his advisor. Eladio Parames says Mourinho has had no contact with the FA and would not go looking for it, but would take an offer of a job seriously if it came along. </p> "It would be an honour," said Parames. "He likes English football, the people, the country and the players. </p> "It's something he'd consider but he's not trying to get the FA's attention." </p> Parames added: "He's not waving his hands in the air, but if he's approached, he'll reply." </p> Mourinho, who left his job at Chelsea in September, has been heavily linked with the England job since Steve McClaren was sacked on 22 November. </p> On Sunday the FA was reported to be considering offering Mourinho £6m-a-year to take the job, though Parames says the financial aspect is not important to the Portuguese coach. </p> "If he were approached he'd consider it, discuss it, negotiate, present his own ideas," said Parames. </p> "Jose's problem would never be money. If he's approached, invited, there will be positive and negative things for him to consider and he'll weigh up the pros and cons." </p></font></td></tr></tbody></table>
Wasn't it rumoured that John Terry was part of Mourinho's downfall? And isn't Barwick consulting Terry on the appointment? We'll probably end up with John Terry's Dad.
What a brilliant story So, effectively, if offered a job that he has no intention of applying for, he would "consider" it - so he might take it but then again he might not!