FAO Gally

I'll give you 20 quid if you make the posts change colour after I've read them. If you think that's not enough then you could try bartering the price up a bit, I'll probably cave in and pay more.

 

Gally - I'll give you £25 ...

If you ban Jay for a million years & bum him with the Eiffel Tower.

Yours in sport,

Stevey T.

 

****

You're still alive.

 

Re: ****

You can't say s-hit?


****ing hell.

 

Re: ****

You can't say f-uck?

What a total c-unt.

 

Yes I am.

Technically I'll live longer than you - as you're both older & fatter.
And uglier.
And your anus has now prolapsed 31 times.

What do you think of this fancy new BBS?

Personally I think Chris Corke would have done better.
There would have been more features for the kids.

 

Re: ****

I can say **** though.
A billion times a day.

 

Re: ****

Can you say piss?

 

No way.

The swear filter has kicked in.

F-ucking, c-unting *******s.

 

Re: ****

Yes, but not ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, **** or *******.

You are allowed to say willy and tuppence though.

 

Re: Yes I am.

Just been to Spain on hols. While out there we went to a beach restaurant well away from all the touristy places. I ordered the calamari thinking I'd get the rings I'd seen in dozens of other Spanish restaurants. When it came it was just a squid. A foot long squid. With a foot and half of tentacles at the side of it. No potatoes, no veg, no salad, no rice, no sauce just a foot long grilled squid. The ugly b'astard reminded me of you.

 

Thank you.

You obviously meant it was traditional, tasty & excellent value.
I appreciate that.

I've just got back from Tenerife.
The congealed morning sick around the Veronicas complex reminded me of you.

 

That's how you'd describe yourself then?

"traditional, tasty & excellent value"

How long have you been a rent boy?

 

Getting loved by old men in the back of a Cortina?

No bloody thanks.
It has to be at least a Capri.

How was your holiday?
Or were you in Spain trying to get Frank back after he/she ran away with Tommy Tapas from Dodworth?

 

Wet and cold

When I was in the sea I was wet. When I was lying on the beach like the big, fat, beached whale I am I was wet with sweat. When I was in the pool I was wet. When I was lying by the pool I was wet with sweat. When I was out for breakfast, lunch and dinner I was wet with sweat. When I was out having a beer I was wet with sweat. When I was having one of 4 or 5 showers a day to get rid of all the sweat I was wet. When I was walking in the mountains and the national parks I was wet with sweat.

But when I woke up in the early hours of the morning with the air conditioning on full blast I was cold.

So I was either wet or cold.

 

Hot and bothered.

When I was in the sea I was hot. When I was lying on the beach like the muscular racing snake I am I was hot. When I was in the pool I was hot. When I was lying by the pool I was hot. When I was out for breakfast, lunch and dinner I was hot. When I was out having a beer I was hot. When I was cold - I was hot. Basically - I am hot.

But when I went for a beer & the lucky-lucky man, or a random Chinese bint, turned up - I was bothered.

So I was either hot or bothered.

I just made myself do sick in my own mouth.

 

Would it be feasible...

...to have a delimited text list of visited posts covering a set period, say three weeks, attached to everyone's profile? Not sure if that would significantly slow down the site or compromise storage space. Obviously you could vary the length of rolling period or number of posts stored that the list covered to get the performance balance right.

The javascript that fills out the post heading onto the link could then also read the user's list and colour accordingly.

If this could work it would also have an advantage over the old system in that history would transfer across to other computers. It would also encourage folk to become members to gain this feature.

 

Thanks for having a go

But threads aren't changing from red to green. They're all staying red.