FAO Gordon Ramsay

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    I've got a packet of Batchelors Cup a Soup, a mouldy chicken breast, two Rowntrees fruit pastilles and a can of Irn Bru. Can you use it to make me a lobster thermidore please? Cheers.
     
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    I bet he could, but only after he'd shouted at you, stormed out, returned, had a nice chat and simplified your menu.
     
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    That's 2 out of your 5 a day right there
     
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    And re-designed the kitchen. Don't know how some of his " victims" put up with his
    boorish behaviour.
     
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    I would imagine that it's all scripted mate. Especially the American version.

    I recently saw episode of "lizard lick towing" in which one of the regulars got bit by a big dog whilst recovering a vehicle. Thought something looked a bit odd so froze the frame where the dog latched on. He had had his legs padded up in readiness for the dog just like in police dog training.

    I think even Donald Trumps probably an actor.
     
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    Sounds like one of our better days at uni. Especially if Baz was cooking. His solution to any culinary poser was to slather everything in HP.
     
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    Great analogy TM. Unfortunately it will be lost on some.
     
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