That's code that is. Natter = back scuttling Pre-match = over the table Pitchside = in the harris "Still fancy a back scuttling over the table in the harris on Saturday". You filthy bummers.
More code. Ponty End = your wife. "Yeah definitely mate, about 2.30 all right? Front of your wife?". You dirty, filthy bummers. It's not normal.
Even more code. Sussed me out = he'll be walking like a cowboy. "He'll be walking like a cowboy, yet again".
More code. Own key for our = hampton in Crystal's Back door - back door. Enough said. I'm off home. Merry Christmas.