Tell your miserable bleeder of an Old Man to get his trunks out ready for the morning, he owes you a trip to the baths. No excuses tomorrow. Don't tell him it were my idea though, he's already had the hump with me a couple of times this year, and besides you know he's not right keen on you using t'internet. Enjoy yourself kidder. PS - don't forget your belt for when you've done. They're a bugger to find if you go out without one.
