Seriously, will you piss off? Every single time I log on for some "me time" there you are, you absolute mithering b*stard.
I'm pretty certain those girls love it. They must get turned on when some fat geezer from Alfreton wants to get his todger out. There she'll be writhing in XTC whilst Dennis pays through the nose thinking she loves him. me, I'm different cos I'm young and still have my hair. They just love me. Ahem.