FAO Merde tete and McDog

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  1. Isl

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    It was minus 2.5 this morning on the Isle of Wight and I had to use de-icer on the car. Also, I didn't really notice, but I reckon the kettle took at least a second longer to boil.

    Now do I come on here whinging about my fingers nearly falling off from the cold at the first opportunity? ....do I B*ll*cks.
     
  2. Gue

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    Likewise North Hampshire My Friend

    We saw minus 5 last night.

    Yet you won't see me coming on here bleating about not having seen the sun for 4 months, and having to queue for a week for a loaf of bread
     
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    RE: Likewise North Hampshire My Friend

    surpressed giggles in an office environment are just embarrassing.
     
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    RE: Likewise North Hampshire My Friend

    obviously surpressed giggles are the type that take you by surprise. I definitely didn't mean suppressed.
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: Likewise North Hampshire My Friend

    Giggles are what lasses do anyway.
     
  6. Gue

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    It was about -1 up here, although that's in Kelvin*, and I was still walking round in just a t-shirt. That's how hard I am.

    *Yes, I know...
     
  7. Isl

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    RE: Likewise North Hampshire My Friend

    And with an autism score of 15. I am what I am.
     
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    RE: Likewise North Hampshire My Friend

    You go girl
     
  9. Isl

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    I slept in my pants with only a 15 tog duvet and central heating to keep me alive.

    I can just picture Merde Tete and McDog spooning in their big sleeping bag, with hats and scarves on.
     
  10. Gue

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    Central heating?

    I turned mine off once the temperature rose above Absolute Zero. Sweating, I was. In fact, I only turned the heating on to dry my shirt, and even then, only to the point of it being 'still a bit damp'. Then I put it on, went outside, and sat on the step drinking liquid nitrogen.
     
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    Liquid nitrogen is for poofs

    A clear attempt to warm your body through freeze burning.

    Anyway, I've just been out for a meeting in my pants, people were looking in disbelief at how hard I was.
     
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    "I've just been out for a meeting in my pants, people were looking in disbelief at how hard I was.

    popping out your Y-fronts?
     
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    Did the -2 deg C temp...

    ....mek thi knob drop off then ?</p>
     
  14. Gue

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    Minus 2,5 is t-shirt weather here tough guy!

    We only grumble in extreme weather!

    WIMP!
     
  15. Gue

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    Shut it

    You pathetic bunch of tarts!

    You've no idea of the hardship i go through!(fishin)
     

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