FAO: My 14 year old self

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  1. Whi

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    Don't do it in the graveyard. You'll forever look at graves and think of popping your cherry.

    Yours in life,

    Whitey, with even less hair xxxx
     
    Whitey, Mar 11, 2016
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    Were things so bad that you had to resort to necrophilia.
     
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    There must have been some desperate 14 year old lasses around back then
     
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    It was next door to school. We had ten minutes. We (sorry, I) needed just two. But I always think of that moment whenever I'm in places like that and it's not great if I'm honest.
     
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    That's what she said ;)
     
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    She was 16. I dint **** about. Hang on, Yes, yes I did.
     
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  7. Whi

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    Funnily enough, we did it again a few times. But in more acceptable surroundings. Her dad's allotment.
     
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    When you say she was 16 was that the age she died at or how long she'd been buried?
     
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    You've made a very pleasant thread all dirty. I hope you're pleased with yourself.
     
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    Mine was on top of a washing machine. Manager at Curry's went fekin mental
     
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    I would describe my pleased with self rating at around 7/10
     
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    Did that 2 minutes include travelling time :D
     
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    And the cig afterwards.
     
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    Whitey, be careful, quite a few people have gone to prison for admitting under age sex lately ...

    Hth ...
     
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    Jeez..........14, that seems so young. Too young really.

    I didn't go all the way until I was much older than that - and once I got going it were with women (not girls) that were much older than me.

    My early experiences were all married women.
     
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    Did you have a nice tailored overcoat on?
     
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    From what bossman tells me Whitey is so small it hardly counts as sex
     
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    He used a bespoke custom made condom. Fur lined for her ladies pleasure
     
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    Wow look at the size of that thing she said whilst gazing at his forehead.
     
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    Boner in a boneyard...? Not very Christian...
     
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