FAO oakwell and Stoneage Red

Any ideas if the BNP do a quiz night?

Be like taking candy off a baby I reckon.

 

First question: "What you f**king looking at?"

I know, it's an old joke. But I like it.

 

"I dunno, it's not labelled"

my guarantee of seeing a win isn't looking good now is it?

 

Beware of false prophets

Particularly now I'm not going to Southend. Mind you, between us that means we've practically guaranteed us a win there.

 

I was a bit cocky. If I'm honest, I didn't think this poor run was sustainable and I thought the missing pieces would have been back in the box by now.

ahh well, maybe the the Southend team will get a virus or something.

 

ps. it wasn't a typo in the last sentence. 'the the' was a clever nod in the direction of the band who had a best selling album called The Infected. See it was clever coz I'd mentioned virus.

Not a typo.

Definitely clever.