Hello Super Red Tykes My name is Adam and I have been on a round the world trip for the last few years or so after quitting my job at Redfern's Glass as a Sheet Shatterer. I have been going to Oakwell with my brother Garren since I was eight and my uncle Devon since he was 26. I was sent on a trip round the world by Gordon Shepherder in 2005 after I had high level talks with him after some super inventions. I have now come back after a short spell in prison in Ghana over a misundertanding having been to a lot of countries, travelling on my moped searching for lots of super great ideas to make the super red tykes better. I have come back with a lot of ideas but I am not sure where Gordon Sheperder is and have therefore posted this email to Patrick Clyne: 1. In Mexico they had something called bull fighting at half time whislt the Cancun under tens were playing six aside. It was very exciting. This could easily be done in Barnsley and I understand Rotherham now do it. 2. Bring and buy sale outside the West Stand toilets on match days in which fans can bring things to buy. And sell. 3. Removal of all toilets inside oakwell to make sure fans are watching the game at all times 4. Microphones for all fans to sing songs and also hymm sheets and timings for the songs like 3:10 until 3:19 – Red Army 3:20 until 3:29 – Red Army 3:30 – 3:34 – Keith Hill Sing Song 3:35 until close – Red Army 5. Dummies in red costumes in all unused seats to make the super red tykes players think there are lots of fans. These would not be allowed microphones. I have built a lot of these and have stored them in Devon's garage, using 2,000 Leon Knight HatMasks which didn't sell. 6. Complimentary Fireworks for all Barnsley fans. 7. All away fans ejected immediately for singing Adam Hinchcliff.
Welcome back. Anything happen with Dogs and Turnstyles in Ghana? I know they have special ones for Hounds in Afghanistan.
ads, I saw a hockey match in Russia recently where they had a bear on skates taking shots at half time. What do you think about the idea of bears taking part in the half time penalty shoot out at Oakwell? Actually, it doesnt have to be limited to bears. Any other dangerous wild animals could participate. Though I suppose for hippos they would need to make the goals wider. Gorilla keepy-ups?
At last some sanity on the board, heard a rumour they had sent you undercover to sort out the problems with the Taliban!
