FAO Paul D - statistically speaking what are my chances of a shag tonight?

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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    You're married now Chef Tyke, so I'm guessing 0%.
     
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    Oh come on !

    He needs a few details to go on.</p>

    Age, general condition, hanging out places, etc.</p>
     
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    Dunno, it's Friday. Chances of a 'if you really must' shag are probably quite high. Chances of a blow job are, dunno, can you have minus percentages.
     
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    I think you'd have to give them to get minus figures Jay.
     
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    I think thats what Chef Tyke's wanting to do

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    Minus definitely dodgy as IOWT says. Seeing as Paul was a maths teacher perhaps it would be a better expressed as a multiple of i, i.e. an imaginary number?
     
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    I need a few variables first</p>



    cost of meal</p>

    cost of flowers</p>

    cost of new outfit</p>

    pints of beer consumed</p>

    pints of babycham bought</p>

    and anything else you think might be relevant</p>
     
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