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Your Private Message system is w-ank.

 

Gordo's message to you not get through?

 

I'm on the phone to him now actually.

1 sugar please Gordon, there's a good chap.

 

eh?

WTF are you on about...?

 

RE: eh?

It's *****. Keeps telling me 'page cannot be displayed'</p>



And I've cleaned out me 'sent items' folder afore tha starts...........</p>

 

RE: eh?

I'll have a fiddle</p>

 

RE: eh?

You do that.</p>



Then wash your hands and have a look at PM's you dirty boy.</p>

 

Do you need me to send

Your dancing girl back to you to help you fiddle ????

 

RE: Do you need me to send

I'll send you my address over if she can come in person.</p>

 

Said with absolute honesty

(Y) (Y) (Y)

 

RE: eh?

Seems to be working ok for me when I login as you. Try again.</p>

 

You logged in as Dirk? What did you do

Go down on your knees and make lewd suggestions to passing women?

 

Chortle

 

Dunt thee be giving my secrets away.

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