FAO SM:

Just looking for Marlon King on this list :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/top_scorers/default.stm

Ooohhh.
Look who is top.

Again - I am the knowledge.
You should stick to putting the kettle on & leave the football to us.

 

His job's on the line though. Crisis talks with Gordon Brown apparently. Gordon doesn't want a recession or something.

 

Kettles on

cos The Football League have announced that this season is to finish in September.

 

Marlon King is in talks with Gordon Brown?
I'm confused.

How big are the Hotel rooms in Southampton if the beds are full of boats?
I'm confused, again.

 

Wednesday's season might be over in September.

As I said - Marlon King won't even be the top scorer for his club, nevermind in the league.

Ball.
Winning.
Centre.
Half.

 

I think the smallest boatroom they do is a 12' Dory with seagul engine. 2 in 1 oil in the fridge and everything. £90

 

£45 room at the Ibis, but it's only for small rafts.

2 in 1?
DV.

4 in 2?
DVDA.

 

You'll probably have to take your own 2 in 1 oil to the Ibis and your own sheets.

I'm going to stop now, you're leading me down a dirty path of filth and should be banned.

 

I wonder if there's a law against loving a boat?

It's Yom Kippur on Saturday.