I've got shares in you! Proper ones on a fancy certificate with a gold seal and everything. "Registered under the Industrial and Provident Societies Acts 1965-78" dontcha know. Forgot all about 'em, just found the certificate. What do I get for having shares? Do you have to cook me tea and that? Are there any dividends I'm owed? Turns out I'm a capitalist, I never knew.
Christ. You must be owed over 25K in dividend payments. Cant believe you've missed out. Seriously, I didnt know there were even shares. Before my time. Will ask!
Yeah I thought Gally started writing that on a train last week? Must be on the Trans-Siberian Express and unable to get wifi.
