We were discussing Quim in the pub the other night and came up with a brilliant reality show format - would you be interested in producing this programme for E4? Dr Quim Medicine Woman Portuguese substitute goalkeeper stops people in shopping centres (Bluewater?) and asks them if they would like to lose weight and look younger. He then conducts a full gynacological exam in a changing room in Top Shop - overseen by Wigan defender and real-life doctor Arjan De Zeeuw. Lenny Henry and Anneka Rice conduct intimate surgery with the dual purpose of removing fat and creating a new hymen. The woman is then led to a wild west setting (American Adventure?) to unveil the results to family and friends.
I can't be involved. I've already been commissioned to produce a series called "Quimcy, QC" for Men & Motors. I can't say too much about it - but the "QC" obviously stands for "Quim / ****". I'm also making "Saturday Spoff Shop" where young people get to swap bodily fluids, or summat. I do hope you realise my time is money.
Thanks for looking over the proposal... will have to send it to our second choice Andi Peters. He worked wonders on TOTP.
RE: Thanks for looking over the proposal... I shouldn't think Andi will have much interest in Quim related television programmes. Cheggers will do you a job.
After appearing in the nudist show It would seem that Cheggers is the owner od a quim rather than a ****
