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Load of ballax.

He was like the editor of The Sun.
He had a team of rubbish writers - then simply made it up & left in the 216 mistakes.

If I had to guess - I'd say Homer had nowt to do with the Odyssey.
And the "poem" that is the Iliad is bloody rubbish in comparison.

You know less than nothing.
His main writers were Andy McNabb & Beatrix Potter.

 

Codswallop.

The 216 mistakes are due to poor Project Management.
A team of consultants have been put together to look at ways of streamlining the process in future.
They have suggested James Herbert & Hans Christian Andersson are appointed to the writing quota.

The wrath of Achilles is my theme.

I think that ex-BFC Austin kid at Swansea must have been involved.

 

Tripe

lovely with vinegar, apparently.</p>

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(puke) </p>

 

LOL - only the one side was

Glad to hear that laura is on the mend.

 

Gobbledygook.

I am not Achilles or Patroclus - as they were obviously loving each other.

I'm one of the shitty characters who gets killed early on.
My Father was probably pretty decent - and my slayer would tell me how great my family was as I lay there ... my life dripping away.

The cruel feckers.

 

Cack on a stick.

You are Cassandra - daughter of Priam & girlfriend of Wayne out of Wayne's World.

I am Aeneas.
'Cos it sounds a bit like Anus.

Just that.

 

didn't you fancy,,,,,,,,,,

Dido the famous Brazilian goakeeper?

 

He got a spear in the head.

I've forgotten who did it though.

It might have been Alan or Dave.

 

Antilochus ...

... or "Alan" as his mates called him.
You see - I've got a better memory than that bloke who did that telly thing with the records and that.

 

I know Alan/Ant killed the first person in the Iliad.

Was that the geezer you're on about?

I think Hector is the last to die too.

Have that.
I'm ace I am.

 

Full Iliad List of Results:

Try saying this lot at 4:45pm on a Setdi:

Antilochus (Greek) kills Echepolus (Trojan) (spear in the head) (4.529)

Agenor (Trojan) kills Elephenor (Greek) (spear in the side) (4.543)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Simoeisius (Trojan) (speared in the nipple) (4.549)

Antiphus (Trojan) kills Leucus (Greek) (speared in the groin) (4.569)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Democoön (Trojan) (spear through the head) (4.579)

Peirous (Trojan) kills Diores (Greek) (hit with a rock, then speared in the gut) (4.598)

Thoas (Greek) kills Peirous (Trojan) (spear in the chest, sword in the gut) (4.608)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Phegeus (Trojan) (spear in the chest) (5.19)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Odius (Trojan) (spear in the back) (5.42)

Idomeneus (Greek) kills Phaestus (spear in the shoulder) (5.48)

Menelaus (Greek) kills Scamandrius (spear in the back) (5.54)

Meriones (Greek) kills Phereclus (Trojan) (spear in the buttock) (5.66)

Meges (Greek) kills Pedaeus (Greek) (spear in the neck) (5.78)

Eurypylus (Greek) kills Hypsenor (Trojan) (arm cut off) (5.86)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Astynous (Trojan) (spear in the chest) (5.164)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Hypeiron (Trojan) (sword in the collar bone) (5.165)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Abas (Trojan) (5.170)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Polyidus (Trojan) (5.170)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Xanthus (Trojan) (5.174)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Thoon (Trojan) (5.174)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Echemmon (Trojan) (5.182)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Chromius (Trojan) (5.182)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Pandarus (Trojan) (spear in the nose) (5.346)

Diomedes (Greek) wounds Aeneas (Trojan) with a rock (5.359)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Deicoon (Trojan), spear in the stomach (5.630)

Aeneas (Trojan) kills Crethon (Greek)

Aeneas (Trojan) kills Orsilochus (Greek)

Menelaus (Greek) kills Phlaemenes (Trojan), spear in the collar bone (5.675)

Antilochus (Greek) kills Mydon (Trojan), sword in the head, stomped by his horses (5.680)

Hector (Trojan) kills Menesthes (Greek) (5.714)

Hector (Trojan) kills Anchialus (Greek) (5.714)

Ajax son of Telamon kills Amphion (Trojan), spear in the gut (5.717)

Sarpedon (Trojan) kills Tlepolemus (Greek), spear in the neck (5.764)

Tlepolemus (Greek) wounds Sarpedon (Trojan) spear in the thigh (5.764)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Cocranus (Trojan) (5.783)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Alastor (Trojan) (5.783)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Chromius (Trojan) (5.783)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Alcandrus (Trojan) (5.784)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Halius (Trojan) (5.784)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Noemon (Trojan) (5.784)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Prytanis (Trojan) (5.784)

Hector (Trojan) kills Teuthras (Greek) (5.811)

Hector (Trojan) kills Orestes (Greek) (5.811)

Hector (Trojan) kills Trechus (Greek) (5.812)

Hector (Trojan) kills Oenomaus (Greek) (5.812)

Hector (Trojan) kills Helenus (Greek) (5.813)

Hector (Trojan) kills Oresbius (Greek) (5.813)

Ares kills Periphas (Greek) (5.970)

Diomedes wounds Ares in the gut (5.980)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Acamas (Trojan), spear in the head (6.9)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Axylus (Trojan) (6.14)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Calesius (Trojan) (6.20)

Euryalus (Greek) kills Dresus (Trojan) (6.23)

Euryalus (Greek) kills Opheltius (Trojan) (6.23)

Euryalus (Greek) kills Aesepus (Trojan) (6.24)

Euryalus (Greek) kills Pedasus (Trojan) (6.24)

Polypoetes (Greek) kills Astyalus (Trojan) (6.33)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Pidytes (Trojan), with his spear (6.34)

Teucer (Greek) kills Aretaon (Trojan) (6.35)

Antilochus (Greek) kills Ableros (Trojan), with his spear (6.35)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Elatus (Trojan) (6.38)

Leitus (Greek) kills Phylacus (Trojan) (6.41)

Eurypylus (Greek) kills Melanthus (6.42)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Adrestus (Trojan), spear in the side (6.76)

Paris (Trojan) kills Menesthius (Greek) (7.8)

Hector (Trojan) kills Eioneus (Greek), spear in the neck (7.11)

Glaucus (Trojan) kills Iphinous (Greek), spear in the shoulder (7.13)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Eniopeus (Trojan), spear in the chest (8.138)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Agelaos (Trojan), spear in the back (8.300)

Teucer (Greek) kills Orsilochos (Trojan), with an arrow (8.321)

Teucer (Greek) kills Ormenus (Trojan), with an arrow (8.321)

Teucer (Greek) kills Ophelestes (Trojan), with an arrow (8.321)

Teucer (Greek) kills Daitor (Trojan), with an arrow (8.322)

Teucer (Greek) kills Chromius (Trojan), with an arrow (8.322)

Teucer (Greek) kills Lycophontes (Trojan), with an arrrow (8.322)

Teucer (Greek) kills Amopaon (Trojan), with an arrow (8.323)

Teucer (Greek) kills Melanippus (Trojan), with an arrow (8.323)

Teucer (Greek) kills Gorgythion (Trojan), with an arrow (8.353)

Teucer (Greek) kills Archeptolemos (Trojan), with an arrow (8.363)

Hector (Trojan) wounds Teucer (Greek), with a rock (8.380)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Dolon (Trojan), sword across the neck (10.546)

Diomedes (Greek) kills twelve sleeping Thracian soldiers (10.579) (includes Rhesus)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Bienor (Trojan) (11.99)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Oileus (Trojan), spear in the head, (11.103)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Isus (Trojan), spear in the chest (11.109)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Antiphus (Trojan), sword in the head (11.120)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Peisander (Trojan), spear in the chest (11.160)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Hippolochus (Trojan), sword cuts off his head (11.165)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Iphidamas T), sword in the neck (11.270)

Coön (Trojan) wounds Agamemnon (Greek), spear in the arm (11.288)

Agamemnon (Greek) kills Coön (Trojan), spear in the side (11.295)

Hector (Trojan) kills Asaeus (Greek) (11.341)

Hector (Trojan) kills Autonous (Greek) (11.341)

Hector (Trojan) kills Opites (Greek) (11.341)

Hector (Trojan) kills Dolops (Greek) (11.342)

Hector (Trojan) kills Opheltius (Greek) (11.324)

Hector (Trojan) kills Agelaus (Greek) (11.325)

Hector (Trojan) kills Aesymnus (Greek) (11.325)

Hector (Trojan) kills Orus (Greek) (11.343)

Hector (Trojan) kills Hipponous (Greek) (11.325)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Thymbraeus (Trojan), spear in the chest (11.364)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Molion (Trojan) (11.366)

Diomedes (Greek) kills two sons of Merops (Trojan) (11.375)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Hippodamas (Trojan) (11.381)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Hypeirochus (Trojan) (11.381)

Diomedes (Greek) kills Agastrophus (Trojan), spear in the hip (11.384)

Paris (Trojan) wounds Diomedes (Greek), arrow in the foot (11.430)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Deïopites (Trojan) (11.479)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Thoön (Trojan) (11.481)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Ennomus (Greek) (11.481)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Chersidamas (Trojan), spear in the groin (11.481)

Odyssues (Greek) kills Charops (Trojan) (11.485)

Odysseus (Greek) kills Socus (Trojan), spear in the back (11.506)

Socus (Trojan) wounds Odysseus (Greek), spear in the ribs (11.493)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Doryclus (Trojan) (11.552)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Pandocus (Trojan) (11.553)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Lysander (Trojan) (11.554)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Pyrasus (Trojan) (11.554)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Pylantes (Trojan) (11.554)

Eurypylus (Greek) kills Apisaon (Trojan), spear in the liver (11.650)

Polypoetes (Greek) kills Damasus (Trojan), spear through the cheek (12.190);

Polypoetes (Greek) kills Pylon (Trojan) (12.194)

Polypoetes (Greek) kills Ormenus (Trojan) (12.194)

Leonteus (Greek) kills Hippomachus, spear in the stomach (12.196)

Leonteus (Greek) kills Antiphates (Trojan), struck with a sword (12.198)

Leonteus (Greek) kills Menon (Trojan) (12.201)

Leonteus (Greek) kills Iamenus (Trojan) (12.201)

Leonteus (Greek) kills Orestes (Trojan) (12.201)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Epicles (Trojan), rock in the skull (12.416)

Teucer (Greek) wounds Glaucus (Trojan), arrow in the arm (12.425)

Sarpedon (Trojan) kills Alcmaon (Greek), spear in the body (12.434)

Teucer (Greek) kills Imbrius (Trojan), spear in the ear (13.198)

Hector (Trojan) kills Amphimachus (Greek), spear in the chest (13.227)

Idomeneus (Greek) kills Othryoneus (Trojan), spear in the gut, (13.439 ff)

Idomeneus (Greek) kills Asius (Trojan), spear in the neck (13.472)

Antilochus (Greek) kills Asius' charioteer, spear in the gut (13.482)

Deïphobus (Trojan) kills Hypsenor (Greek), spear in the liver (13.488) (wounded?)

Idomeneus (Greek) kills Alcathous (Trojan), spear in the chest (13.514 ff)

Idomeneus (Greek) kills Oenomaus (Trojan), spear in the stomach (13.608)

Deïphobus (Trojan) kills Ascalaphus (Greek), spear in the shoulder (13.621)

Meriones (Greek) wounds Deïphobus (Trojan) spear in the arm (13.634)

Aeneas (Trojan) kills Aphareus (Greek), spear in the throat (13.647)

Antilochus (Greek) kills Thoön (Greek), spear in the back) (13.652).

Meriones (Greek) kills Adamas (Trojan), spear in the testicles (13.677).

Helenus (Trojan) kills Deïpyrus (Greek), sword on the head (13.687)

Menelaus (Greek) wounds Helenus (Trojan), spear in the hand (13.705)

Menelaus (Greek) kills Peisander (Trojan), sword in the head (13.731)

Meriones (Greek) kills Harpalion (Trojan), arrow in the buttock (13.776)

Paris (Trojan) kills Euchenor (Greek), arrow in the jaw (13.800)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) hits Hector (Trojan) with a rock (14.477)

Ajax son of Oileus (Greek) kills Satnius (Trojan), spear in the side (14.517)

Polydamas (Trojan) kills Prothoënor (Greek), spear in the shoulder (14.525)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Archelochus, spear in the neck (14.540)

Acamas (Trojan) kills Promachus (Greek), spear (14.555)

Peneleus (Greek) kills Ilioneus (Trojan), spear in the eye (14.570)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Hyrtius (14.597)

Meriones (Greek) kills Morys (14.601)

Meriones (Greek) kills Hippotion (14.601)

Teucer (Greek) kills Prothoön (Trojan) (14.602)

Teucer (Greek) kills Periphetes (Trojan) (14.602)

Menelaus (Greek) kills Hyperenor (Trojan), spear through the side (14.603)

Phalces (Trojan) killed (death not mentioned but armour stripped) (14.600)

Mermerus (Trojan) killed (death not mentioned but armour stripped) (14.600)

Hector (Trojan) kills Stichius (Greek) (15.389)

Hector (Trojan) kills Aresilaus (Greek) (15.389)

Aeneas (Trojan) kills Medon (Greek) (15.392)

Aeneas (Trojan) kills Iasus (Greek) (15.392)

Polydamas (Trojan) kills Mecistus (Greek) (15.399)

Polites (Trojan) kills Echius (Greek) (15.400)

Agenor (Trojan) kills Clonius (15.401)

Paris (Trojan) kills Deïochus (Greek), spear through the back (15.402)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Caletor (Trojan), spear in the chest (15.491)

Hector (Trojan) kills Lycophron (Greek) spear in the head (15.503)

Teucer (Greek) kills Cleitus (Greek), arrow in the back of the neck (15.521)

Hector (Trojan) kills Schedius (Greek) (15.607)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Laodamas (Trojan) (15.608)

Polydamas (Trojan) kills Otus (Greek) (15.610)

Meges (Greek) kills Croesmus (Trojan), spear in the chest (15.616)

Menelaus (Greek) kills Dolops (Trojan), speared in the back (15.636)

Antilochus (Greek) kills Melanippus (Trojan), spear in the chest (15.675)

Hector (Trojan) kills Periphetes (Greek), spear in the chest (15.744)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Pyraechmes (Trojan), spear in the shoulder (16.339)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Areilycus (Trojan), spear in the thigh (16.361)

Menelaus (Greek) kills Thoas (Trojan), spear in the chest (16.365)

Meges (Greek) kills Amphiclus (Trojan), spear in the leg (16.367)

Antilochus (Greek) kills Atymnius (Trojan), spear in the side (16.372)

Thrasymedes (Greek) kills Maris (Trojan), spear in the shoulder (16.377)

Ajax son of Oileus (Greek) kills Cleobulus (Trojan), sword in the neck (16.386)

Peneleus (Greek) kills Lyco (Greek), sword in the neck (16.395)

Meriones (Greek) kills Acamas (Trojan), spear in the shoulder (16.399)

Idomeneus (Greek) kills Erymas (Trojan), spear in the mouth (16.403)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Pronous (Trojan), spear in the chest (16.464)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Thestor (Trojan), spear in the head (16.477)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Erylaus (Trojan), rock on the head (16.479)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Erymas (Trojan) (16.484)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Amphoterus (Trojan) (16.484)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Epaltes (Trojan) (16.484)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Tlepolemus (Trojan) (16.485)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Echius (Trojan) (16.485)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Pyris (Trojan) (16.486)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Ipheus (Trojan) (16.486)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Euippus (Trojan) (16.486)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Polymelus (Trojan) (16.486)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Thrasymedes (Trojan), spear in the gut (16.542)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Sarpedon (Trojan), spear in the chest (16.559)

Hector (Trojan) kills Epeigeus (Greek), rock on the head (16.666)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Sthenelaus (Trojan), rock on the head (16.682)

Glaucus (Trojan) kills Bathycles (Greek), spear in the chest (16.691)

Meriones (Greek) kills Laogonus (Trojan), spear in the jaw (16.702)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Adrestus (Trojan) (16.808)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Autonous (Trojan) (16.809)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Echeclus (Trojan) (16.809)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Perimus (Trojan) (16.809)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Epistor (Trojan) (16.810)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Melanippus (Trojan) (16.810)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Elasus (Trojan) (16.811)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Mulius (Trojan) (16.811)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Pylantes (Trojan) (16.811)

Patroclus (Greek) kills Cebriones (Trojan), rock in the head (16.859)

Hector (Trojan) kills Patroclus (Greek) (16.993)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Hippothous (Trojan), spear in the head (17.377)

Hector (Trojan) kills Scedius (Greek), spear in the collar (17.393)

Ajax son of Telamon (Greek) kills Phorcys (Trojan), spear in the gut (17.399)

Aeneas (Trojan) kills Leocritus (Greek), (17.439);

Lycomedes (Greek) kills Apisaon (Trojan) (17.443)

Automedon (Greek) kills Aretus (Trojan), spear in the gut (17.636)

Menelaus (Trojan) kills Podes (Trojan), spear in the stomach (17.704)

Hector (Trojan) kills Coeranus (Greek), spear in the head (17.744)

Achilles (Greek) kills Iphition (Trojan), spear in the head (20.463)

Achilles (Greek) kills Demoleon (Trojan), spear in the head (20.476)

Achilles (Greek) kills Hippodamas (Trojan), spear in the back (20.480)

Achilles (Greek) kills Polydorus (Trojan), spear in the back (20.488)

Achilles (Greek) kills Dryops (Trojan), spear in the knee, sword thrust (20.546)

Achilles (Greek) kills Demouchos (Trojan) spear thrust (20.548).

Achilles (Greek) kills Laogonus (Trojan), spear thrust (20.551)

Achilles (Greek) kills Dardanus (Trojan), sword thrust (20.551)

Achilles (Greek) kills Tros (Trojan), sword in the liver (20.555)

Achilles (Greek) kills Mulius (Trojan), spear in the head (20.567)

Achilles (Greek) kills Echeclus (Trojan), sword on the head (20.569)

Achilles (Greek) kills Deucalion (Trojan), sword in the neck (20.573)

Achilles (Greek) kills Rhigmus (Trojan), spear in the gut (20.581)

Achilles (Greek) kills Areithous (Trojan), spear in the back (20.586)

Achilles (Greek) kills Lycaon (Trojan), sword in the neck (21.138)

Achilles (Greek) kills Asteropaeus (Trojan), sword in the stomach (21.215)

Achilles (Greek) kills Thersilochus (Trojan) (21.249)

Achilles (Greek) kills Mydon (Trojan) (21.249)

Achilles (Greek) kills Astypylus (Trojan) (21.250)

Achilles (Greek) kills Mnesus (Trojan) (21.250)

Achilles (Greek) kills Thrasius (Trojan) (21.250)

Achilles (Greek) kills Aenius (Trojan) (21.250)

Achilles (Greek) kills Ophelestes (Trojan) (21.251)

Achilles (Greek) kills Hector (Trojan), spear through the throat (22.410)