FAO that magpie I saw this morning

Just in case, by any slim chance, magpies have internet access and happens to, not only be a Barnsley fan, but also a user of this board. Or any of his mates are Barnsley fans and can pass the message on.

thanks a lot you black and white b*stard for potentially bringing me sorrow at some point today.

You or one of your mates know who you are, hanging about in the park opposite Southampton Solent University at about 8.20am, eating sick.

 

Was it a ghost magpie ?

Apparently there was a magpie battle just where you saw it and a little boy magpie is often seen in period costume throwing bits of egg shell at passers-by.

 

That has to be funniest post I've read in ages.

'eating sick' cracked me up.

You never know his bird Joy might have been around, you just might not have noticed her.

 

Definitely wasn't Alan

 

There was a tramp having a piss on what I thought was a dead penguin. That could have been her I suppose.

 

Depends whether it looked happy/joyous while it was being pissed on or not, if it did then it probably was her, but if not it was more than likely a dead pigeon.

 

Genuine ghost story :

Girl that works here Saturdays ( she's doing her A levels, quite slim, blonde, attractive ) whenever she goes to the attic which we use as a stock room, (it's a very old building, Victorian I think) the lights dim and she feels a mans hand touching her tits and bum.</p>

The bizarre thing is this always happens just before I go to the toilet for 5 minutes.</p>

 

Weird, the girl in our office reckons she keeps finding ectoplasm in her handbag. Our office is where the Samaritans were based a few years ago, so I keep reassuring her that there's probably loads of ghosts about and she's lucky they don't flick it at her. Like in Silence of the Lambs and Ghostbusters.