FAO tyke- norway

When do Lillestrom play their 2nd leg game and whats the latest on Muller.

 

Tuesday, 31 July 2007
Kaerjeng v Lillestrom (agg 1-2), 19:00

 

http://www.rb.no/lsk-magasinet/article2892404.ece

Otto Fredrikssons good play increase the chances of Heinz going to Barnsley sooner says Romerikets Blad.

This is a weird statement from Fjortoft, when asked if Muller have played his last match for LSK
"I belive he have not. And no other player wants to leave LSK, cause no other clubs are interested"

"Even though i am working to find a keeper replacement, Heinz is not leaving in the first days"
Fjortoft to Romerikets Blad

Another excuse that Fjortoft comes with is that LSK have some injured players.

Fjortoft is really getting annoying if you ask me.

 

The problem is a simple one.

Agent: Jan Aage - can I talk to you about Lowfat Muller, your talented & creamy goalkeeper?
Floorcloth: We need a replacement before we sell, and he's injured, and nobody is interested, and it's not enough money ... and he can't go until the end of the season anyway
Agent: I'm sorry, but you actually called me
Floorcloth: No I didn't - he's under contract, he's not going anywhere, he's possibly available if we sign Oliver Khan, he's going nowhere, he can leave if our number two keeper (Potov Skii) keeps performing well
Agent: Erm, okay - I'm confused
Floorcloth: Me too - now get out of my Fjord Cortina
Agent: But we're in the hot tub in Center Parks?
Floorcloth: You can have him ... he's staying, maybe

* they both skip out of the hot tub, Jan Aage doing his plane impression, to the theme tune to One Man & His Dog.

 

Marvellous.

Congratulations, Potov Ski and Fjord Cortina have just bumped you up into second place in the Barnsley BBS International Comedy Rankings. IOWT falls a place to third while Gaz keeps his unassailable lead even though he hasn't said anything funny for nigh over 3 years now.

 

You've swapped Where's Me Jumper for Especially For You

Bad form

 

Get in there.

Is it like the Wisden Cricket rankings, or summat?

To be honest - the Isle of Wight thing is a bluff.
Aubrey (his real name) is sat behind me.
Most of his posts are the ones I type, but decide not to post.

Gaz doesn't exist.
He's Roundsman / Johnny Coachman / x / Windy / Carib Owl.

Fact.

 

RE: You've swapped Where's Me Jumper for Especially For You

My God you are good.

So... you know the lyrics to Especially For You... do you want to be in my club?

 

RE: Get in there.

Its almost identical to the Wisden Cricket rankings except its got nothing to do with world cricket or french cricket.

Its more like the Pick of the Pops Top 40 Breakers, sponsored by the New Musical Express.

I know Aubrey is his real name, Aubrey Cholmondley-Buttocks. He used to sit behind me but I found it unnerving and made him go out and play on the swings. I wondered where he'd gone.

I was basing Gaz's number 1 rating on his postings under the Roundsman / Johnny Coachman / x / Windy / Carib Owl pseudonyms. Except the Carib Own ones, they are dog poo, the rantings of a deluded mind and an addled body.

 

I'll be in your club

But only if I get a badge.

 

kinnel....

Does that mean then we have an official registered base of around 10 people then, all the rest were one person


too confusing for this me now, just wish everyone would own up to who they were/are or whatever

 

RE: Get in there.

so am i right in thinking that iowt isn't funny although he's got a comedy real name and roams randomly around bfc posters stealing their cast off posts which means he's disqualified. I think he once turned up at my place but next doors cat scared him off

whereas gaz has multiple personalities (i can't spell schi......or whatever) none of which are funny but somehow he's convinced everybody that he is funny in an emperor's new clothes stylie

but the full ponty is actually the full monty and should be making millions from being funny

I think I've got it

 

RE: Get in there.

TFP is just channelling Bernard Manning's thoughts, its not his own stuff.

IOWT is funny, but not intentionally.

Gaz is funniest, but he's living off past glories.

Dirk is possibly the funniest , but its physical comedy, not wit and repartee so it doesn't count. People tend to just point and laugh at him.

DB3.5K is the only poster who writes his own original material and performs it live, but its not very good.

 

nope

i obviously haven't got it

so the full ponty is a medium (he always tells me he's a large but there you go) and gets messages from beyond the grave,

Dirk is the funniest but isn't funny he just makes people laugh

and DB3.5K isn't very good.

 

RE: nope

Thats strange, TFP is always saying you get it.

 

Yes.

Being a fat, bald, big nosed b4stard means I get to boff all the BBS bint posse harem.

Susie gets it on a regular basis.
By "it" I obviously mean "thrush".

Millions - that's what I should be earning for this comedy gold ... millions.

 

Oh dear.

I thought you were the coffee coloured one with dreadlocks.

I've just sent you a subscription to the BNP, arse, thats backfired.

 

I'm already a BNP member.

We meet in the Blah Bar every Friday night.
I'm the only Afro Caribbean member - so I get lots of attention.
When I say something they do this funny clap where one hand is open, but the other is made into a fist.
It seems I'm quite popular.