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  1. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Wherefore art thou :D :D :D This board is too quiet tonight, so do something to liven it up. Where's ya Stevie? Where's Dixon? Where's Mark?
     
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    Am Here bud, nowt to say, other than

    went out last night wi missis, only went to Anglers 60 fecking quid, jesus she aint going no more
     
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    60 Sheets On A Neet Aart Int Local?

    I'd be wanting "thanking" when I got home for that price :D :D :D
     
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    should have taken ar Bess, she dunt drink

    Bess is mi dog :)
     
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    When were you in anglers?

    Went in there around 8pm for a few pints
     
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    8.30 till 2 nt
     
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    Bess.........

    i'm sure would be happy with some water and some Pedigree Chum :) :) :)
     
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    RE: Bess.........

    everyone in pub loves her, she dunt sup and dunt talk back :)
     
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    RE: Bess.........

    What would be your choice of a good Date, a dog ?? or a Young lass??....

    In lass I'm talking someone over 16''yrs old and knows what you are.... (wicked) ....

    Your been very patronising again i see!! to some folk who genuinely thinks your a good guy....

    Not the right thing to do in my book.... ps'' You like the new me.... (chinny) ....
     
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    RE: Bess.........

    nope, get thi silly head off and be normall :D
     
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    Question Mort:

    Does Bess get a round in or at least by her master a drink :D :D :D
     
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    RE: Question Mort:

    I dont give her pocket money, cos she aint got one :D
     
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    RE: Question Mort:

    There's a great tip for anyone right there. If you go out with no pockets, you would not have to buy :) :) :)
     
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    RE: Bess.........

    Aye its back on lizzy now.... (dancin) (dancin) (dancin) (dancin) ....

    These fecking dancers don't dance.... (seestars) (seestars) ....

    But at least their not taking piss.... But it don't matter....
     
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    why pick on me night???

    done nowt wrong have I
     
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    RE: why pick on me night???

    No mate, not you. Its the underage girl molester.... (Y) ....

    PS'' you like the new me.... (dancin) (dancin) (dancin) ....

    They still aint fecking dancing....
     
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