FAO Victoria Coren

Come and sit on my face, not David Mitchell's.

The lucky tw@t.

 

Jesus...

 

everyday,I think mr dyson is my brother from another mother,plus she won millions at poker

 

also very wise to post on here, not other social media outlets

 

Surely a Twitter user such as thisen should be asking @victoriacoren ???

 

thinking mans crumpet

 

I'm not actually going to ask her to sit on my face, she'd probably tell me to f.ck off. And that would only make me like her more.

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After quick google, to see what you cool kids are actually on abart. I'd say more like, 'what were you thinking, man..? zer crumpet.

 

I'm with my learned friend above (the original poster) only bit I'm struggling with is that if she's on my face I can't actually see her knockers


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Having someone sit on your face sounds great in theory but it doesn't work too well in practice. You get squished, you can't breathe and you can't really do stuff. I should have probably asked her to take her jeans off first.

Jesus, it's only 8 in the morning. This is going to be a ****** up day.

PS Victoria Coren has replied to me three times on Twitter. We might as well be married.

 

What did her tweets smell like Jay ?

 

I find her incredibly irritating. A little too smug.

I'm aware this excludes me from a lot of future bbs social functions.

Me and Young Nudger will just keep our controversial, opposing views to ourselves in future!!

 

Flowers. Flowers and wnak juice.

 

I'm quite envious of you.
For me, Victoria is as near perfect as you can get.

 

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