Fastest camp evacuation in the history of the BBS.

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The Simon Davey Could Prove To Be a Shrewd Choice camp is now totally desterted. </p>

Facilities in the What theChuff is Shepherd Playing At? camp are stretched but extra Portaloos and amobile sandwiich shop areexpected later today.</p>

 

A camp evacuation:

Chef Tyke having a ****, with his straightened hair.

 

What are "hair straighteners"?

I thought they were German blokes who stopped people loving.

Two reasons why hair straightners for men are just wrong:

(1) Some of us are ugly baldy b4stards
(2) We are men. Why would we need straight hair to hunt?

Witmetrosexualballaxart.

 

You should be asking 'what is hair' ? nt

 

I had some once.

1975.
Then the wind came.

By the way - what's happened to Robbie Williams?
The new boss thinks he's good enough to start a Championship match in central midfield ... then all of a sudden he's dust.
He must have a knock.

Do you get the feeling that either we don't know what we're doing - or we just enjoy being laughed at?

 

whilst cracking one off to attitude magazine i hasten to add. scat-tastic

 

RE: I had some once.

Chalked fck on it me. I'm outside the game so bow down to the superior knowledge of them with dossiers.

 

Take a look at my dossier.

You have e-mail.

Oh aye.

 

RE: Take a look at my dossier.

No I don't.