Fattest footballer you've seen?

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  1. Bluebird

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    Take a bow David Unsworth. I think he must have eaten Razor Ruddock and John Hartson. Seriously overweight and, unsurprisingly, he didn't come out for the second half - when I doubt it was just the oranges he was tucking into!

    I can only think that he gets to wear the mascots kit because nothing remotely normal size is going near him.

    Anyway, if he can play professional football, there's still hope for everyone :D
     
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    Brian Mahoney

    Even had a poster on here named after his waist
     
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    Mike England.
    Always carried a few pounds but never let it bother him
     
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    RE: Brian Mahoney

    Can't place him tbh. Don't know if you've played Burnley yet but Unsworths portly frame of last season has ballooned out of all proportion :D

    Stick a jock-strap on him and put his hair in a bun and he's got an obvious career in front of him in Sumo.
     
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    RE: Brian Mahoney

    I look forward to seeing (ALL) of him on the 20th
     
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    Mike England played for us. Unsworth makes him look like Kate Moss on hunger strike.
     
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    RE: Brian Mahoney

    You won't know him mate he played centre forward for us many years ago in the depths of the old div 4 - but several on here will know who I mean

    He was one of the few people you will ever meet who measured the same across as up and down.

    Played 90 games for us got 16 goals
     
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    Pressman towards end of career was "ample" ! nt
     
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    RE: As was "Heavy Nev" nt
     
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    Give him 2 more years-Johnathon Parkin nt
     
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    Norman Dean nt
     
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    Willie Ferry. nt
     
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    Or Robin Pound o' Lard. nt
     
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    Kevin Sawyer

    Gloucester City goalkeeper - no stranger to MacDonalds by the look of him.
     
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    RE: Willie Ferry. nt

    fat , rubbish and had a bad boufont of a hair cut..... not a lot going for the lad........
     
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    Jon Parkin is getting there nt
     
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    Trust me , Jeff

    Brian Mahoney , a hirsuit Bad Manners !!!
     
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    My name sake without a shadow.
     
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