fecking johavas whitnesses

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    total_tyke New Member

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    at mi door couldnt get rid of the twits!!!!!! on about the theory of evolution and all that ******! he saying 'how can the world be created with a bang' so i said 'how the **** can one man create it in 6 days n chill art on sunday!' then a shut door on him :pff
     
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    Tell them sorry you can't talk, you are just popping out for a blood transfussion
     
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    Always just tell them I'm not interested and shut the door.

    Did get into an argument with them a few years ago just days after my nephew had died from leukemia having had 2 full transfusions.
     
  4. Gue

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    Tell them you're a member of the Church of Turkey. That foxes 'em.
     
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    What did they witness him doing, that's what I'd like to know

    I reckon old Jehovah was in a traffic accident. He claims it wasn't his fault but the other party won't accept responsibility. These Jehovah’s Witnesses saw the whole thing and have made it their life's work to prove his innocence. Personally, I reckon he had dodgy brakes.
     
  6. Gue

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    Use their religion against them....

    According to what they believe, at the end of the world 144000 (I think) Jehovahs will ascend to heaven in the rapture. If there has been more than 144000 that have already died then heaven is full and they won't get in....!
     
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    They believe the world will end in 1914....

    come on witnesses, think about it and move on boys!
     
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    Apparently, they now have a "false" blood that they will use in transfusions, or somert like that. 
     
  9. Gue

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    They didn't used to allow innoculations either

    changed their minds on that one in the 20's.

    Alway's changing their minds on the end of the world too, just after each time their latest lunactic prediction passes.
     
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    Johavas whitnesses...............listen to what they say.......do not dismiss it

    Don't just dismiss everything because of the tag that some people have given them
    Listen to what they say
    Think about what they have said
    Then take out what you beleive to be true - it might be a bit, it might be all of it
    Then you will have an opinion of Johavas whitnesses that will be your own and not second hand
     
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    Anybody who thinks the answer to their religion is to

    .. come round your gaffe on Saturday morning to try and convert people to a different religion is an arse.</p>

    Only the weak, the vulnerable and the intoxicated would ever sign up to something so daft.</p>

    It's an unacceptable situation and should be outlawed with the rest of cold calling techniques.</p>

    Would you listen seriously to someone who got you up at 11.30 on a Setdi and tried to convert you to be a Wednesday supporter?</p>

    I think not.</p>
     
  12. Gue

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    My opinion is very much first hand, I've known quite a few

    over the years thank you.

    Like I said lunactic predictions from a group who try to control people.
     
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    Who Supplies your Energy bills at the moment Red Rag?

    Have you ever thought of Capping your prices to guarantee no price rises upto 2010?</p>

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    2 came to our house one christmas morning asking if i would buy a watch tower, it being christmas i said ok hang on ill go get some money when i got back i caught one of em telling my 5 yr old son there was no father christmas, needless to say he went away with his tail between his legs oh & i didnt buy the watch tower either ... And never seen him since lol
     
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    One way of getting rid of them is to tell them you are Jewish.</p>

    For some reason they dislike Jews.</p>

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    my missus will kill ya
     
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    Years ago I was at an argumentative mates house when they came around

    We invited the feckers in and had an hour long derision session introducing them to certain concepts such as evolution, bood donors etc.</p>

    Sent 'em packing.</p>

    Came back following week for 1/2 hour</p>

    Finally came back with a bairn to try and sway the arguments with a sympathy vote.</p>

    Fecked 'em off good and proper. </p>

    Never even knocked on door again.</p>

    Mindsthi, a Give Blood sticker on the door works just as well and is far less effort.</p>
     
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    Dont get me started...
     
  19. Gue

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    Perfect.
     
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    what are your views on them ?:pff :pff :pff
     

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