Feeling f***ing old now!

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  1. barnsley66

    barnsley66 Well-Known Member

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    Just had a toddle down Doduth High Street, and coming back a charming young lady was crossing the zebra crossing at the Barnsley road/High street junction. As I was approaching she offered to “watch me” across the crossing!

    I smiled graciously and thanked her, but said I wasn’t that bad (yet!). A very nice gesture from a charming young lady, but BOY, DO I FEEL OLD!

    PS. I am on crutches following a hip op.
     
    barnsley66, Dec 21, 2021
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    I'd have said, "after you" and ogled her bottom.
     
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    I'd be on crutches if I'd been doing that hip-hop dancing as well.
     
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    I'm sure it's not your age and just the crutches! She'd probably watched Scrooge and had Tiny Tim on her mind!
     
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    tiny tim, what are you implying Helen :)
     
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    Brrrrrgh it's cold out.
     
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    HA HA hope this was a line in a carry on film , quality work
     
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    Probably a tiptoe through the tulips.
     
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    He’ll have to put it away then!!!
     
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    That is showing your age
     
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    I'd have been worried if you hadn't been on crutches.
     
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    Hope you are keeping up with your medication! :)
     
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    I remember the first time it happened to me. I was gutted.
     
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    Lovely replies which have done nothing to make me feel better!

    But it's nice to see youngsters willing to help. Refreshes your faith in human nature
     
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