Ask a fifteen year old to write six different but painfully simple screenplays, mix them all together, add some stunning cinematography, a cast of thousands, breathtaking scenery and the least complex characters this side of a Vin Deisel romp, repeatedly kill your two love interests following a number of different and increasingly zedworthy martial arts scenes and don't forget to contrive to make the viewer eventually not give a rat's ass what happens to anybody and pray for everyone to just bloody die and the ordeal to end and you won't even come close to acheiving the completely mind-numbing waste of resources presented to us by this latest pile of ***** from the Orient. So to all the crtics who gush over anything subtitled or dubbed and persuaded me, against my better judgement, to waste almost two hours of my life - I hope you all die six times yourselves and as many people give a flying fart when you do.
another tip for ya then! Dont watch a film called grudge! (wnkr) Tries to be really scary and bits are a bit but its just too unreal and i still dont know what happened! (dunno)
