That what I was thinking, king Keith running up touchline when Matty Done scores the goal to send us down !!!
I cannot think of anything I would enjoy more. 89th minute, we're 1-0 down leaving us in the play-off spots, 1 point behind automatic promotion and 2 points from champions. Rochdale are 5th bottom, 2 points above the relegation places. Keith Hill has a massive grin on his face, he's walking up and down the touch line giving it large to the Barnsley fans sitting in the West Stand. 93rd minute, final whistle, Barnsley 2-1 Rochdale, 2 late goals by Chris O'Grady, Barnsley promoted as champions, Rochdale relegated, ******* pandemonium.
I can dream. On the final whistle Ben Mansford can't control his emotions, he leaps from the directors box, hurtles down the lower tier of the West Stand, grabs Keith Hill by his hunting jacket and smacks in the face. Meanwhile, over in Preston, Scott Wiseman hears the news and cries so much he develops impetigo.
Though i might enjoy it more if Hill was sacked after a run of 3 months without a point, replaced by Flitcroft who had a slight upturn of form having employed all his special human beings again (mates) including Wiseman who scored an own goal, one of his customary failures in dealing with a simple cross and a last minute penalty that COG fires against the bar to bounce in off Mike Pollitts head! Like the Murphy's, we're exceedingly bitter!
Did you have a tissue whilst you write this, I bet the forearm is killing. Only kidding, see where you are cumin from.
The usual pitch invasion would become a lynch mob if that happened. Hill wouldn't get out of Oakwell alive.
Double promotion party it is then. Keith and Danny serenaded by all four sides of Oakwell. Can't wait.