First day at school

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  1. ime

    imer red Well-Known Member

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    the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:

    "Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here."

    "Achmed El Kabul?" "Here."

    "Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here."

    "Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here."

    "Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here."

    "Ali Son al Len” Silence in the classroom.

    "Ali Son al Len" Continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
    She repeated, "Is this the name of any child here?"

    A girl stood and said, "I think that's me, Miss. It's pronounced Alison Allen"
     
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    I presume that jokes easier told wrote down than said
     

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