First ten minutes of the second half

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Watched by a maximum of 50% of Barnsley fans. If you can't go for an hour and a hlaf without a drink then I seriously suggestr you contemplate professional help.
     
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    more likely.....

    they were still trying to get in or out of the bogs, bleedin ridiculous set up, I gave up fortunate to have an industrial strength bladder.
     
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    Couldn't believe those toilets mate

    All that money and the bogs were shoebox size. Ubnfortunatley, I don't have an Industrial strength bladder, Didnt drink much either. it was just the cold that got to me.
     
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    I was busy eating the chicken and chips I paid 8 quid for...even tried to eat the box nt
     
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  5. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Eh?

    Its got more toilets than any other stadium in the world. How long does it take to have a piss?
     
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    RE: Eh?

    well, it was the first place I've ever been to where the queue for the bloke's lavs was bigger than the queue for the ladies! :)</p>
     
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    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Often happens

    Down Canal Street. :$
     
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    tyketalker New Member

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    RE: Often happens

    oh well I'm a very infrequent visitor to that place so I wouldn't know... hehe...</p>

    still, sounds like I had a half decent day out going by some of the others' 'experiences' on here..</p>
     
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    The size and design of them are crap.

    As I said, didn't drink much, must've been the cold but I had to go frequently, and they were sizable queues every time.
     
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    No urinals, wtf is that all about? n/t

    n/t
     
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    My nephew

    Set off for a piss at the start of half time. Got back back 5 minutes into the second half. All he did was queue for a piss. They may have more toilets than any other stadium in the world, but I bet a good proportion of those are servicing the needs of the club Wembley members while us in the cheap seats are treated like cattle.

    **** hole.
     
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  12. Gimson&theBarnsleys

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    Used as womens bogs for other events. nt
     
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    RE: Often happens

    I had better nights out in Farringdon and Clapham on the Friday and Saturday respectively. Was mainly just rough on Sunday.
     
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    Well...

    ...90% of the Cardiff fans were back in time. As are 90% of people at England matches. So there's something wrong with Barnsley people's bladders if only we have a problem.
     
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    RE: Well...

    I thought I'd do my usual trick of waiting till the end of half time, nipping in and back just after kick off. Took me 15 minutes in the queue then needed an oxygen mask for the smoke once I'd got in.

    Agree with Jay . .
     
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    I thought

    The Cardiff end looked as sparse as the Barnsley end when the second half kicked off. Maybe I'm wrong.

    I had such a **** day yesterday that if I never went to ******* Wembley again it would be too soon.
     
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    It would have helped if they hadn't have given half the womens bogs to the fellas!

    About 200 women & kids standing in line, whilst the fellas just went straight in.
    Me & my daughter gave up & had to go to the Green Man again after the match. (for the toilets only!) (doh)
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Never had ale that tasted

    like Fishermens Friends or Victory V's before.

    Total rank so I left it
     
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    Erm .... sorry but

    ... my half time was taken up by queuing up for a slash at the woefully inadequate bogs. Game had started by the time I got back.
     
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    remeber..........................most of them there yesterday supporting the 'reds' was probably the first match they have been to in years, and that some werent even fans of our beloved club...
     
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