I'm the perfect project for him - [slightly] overweight, drinker, smoker with bags of untapped potential!
I actually did a bit of pre season training last season with a local amateur/Junior team, I'd love to be put through my paces but professionals. I reckon Flicker should run competitions every month for us to win a training session with the reds
"He's a special human being is Jedsie, we need to ger him down to Bramah's wi Gerry Taggart and David Hirst and ger a look at what he can do in a competitive environment"