<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">simply depends on someone coughing up enough cash</font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">"Barnsley Football Club can confirm that last Friday a written offer from a Championship Club was received for Scott Flinders.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>After careful consideration this offer was rejected.</font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> <font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Scott is a graduate of our Academy and, as such, has been carefully nurtured over the last few years to avoid over exposing him too early in his career although on the occasions that he has played for the first team he has always acquitted himself admirably and capably thereby further demonstrating his immense potential.</font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> <font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">The Club is mindful of its responsibility to Scott and his future career and <font color="#ff0000">would not seek to stand in his way if a move was considered to be in Scott's best interests</font> but it is also aware that <font color="#ff0000">Scott is a great asset</font> to the Club."</font></p>
I really wouldn't sell him unless we're likely to get at least a million after clauses plus a sell-on of at least 25%. People won't pay that? Then they can **** off. If we get any less than that we won't be able to sign many decent players for this level with it - look at average teams like Coventry spending a million on a centre half. If Nicky leaves it's imperative we keep him for this season - he could be the man to keep us up. We don't want to look for a new keeper to play in the first team - look at the problems Sheffield Wednesday are having finding one.
You really are a genius. I, for one, thought Flinders would spend his entire career at the club. Then be part of the coaching staff. Then become Manager. Then be appointed to the board. Then become Chairman. Then be buried under the halfway line after his death. Then be dug up by Time Team 3010 & be re-animated using their new cloning techniques ... so he can spend the entire next millenium in goal for the super reds after signing a 990 year contract on 428 shblarks per week. When you finally do bare your harris on the Town Hall steps - I hope a group of homosensual Tongan goats are passing by & gang bum you to death.
I wouldn't say Coventry are average. They have a fantastic new stadium with concert arena attached and have come up with some brilliant financial packages which involve local businesses and bring in a lot of investment. We would do well to emulate them. And they've spent longer in the top-flight than us.
No problem. Ballax to this here Cystinosysticosisitisonastickosis appeal. We should have a "Get Dragon Tyke dry loved by Tongan goats appeal". On the Tarn Hall steps. In fact - if we raise enough cash - maybe we can encourage the goats to spit roast you? I can see the Chronicle now: "Moaning old w4nkpot has anal prolapse in Town Hall goat spoff horror".
Doubt we'll get that much seeing as he spent last season on the bench. He could do with a good season playing regular football, preferably with BFC, then we could command real money for him or better still keep him as our no.1.
loving goats Whilst clearly coming predominantly from the Pacific islands, are there any other areas that they are native to or is it only Fiji and Tonga?</p> What about Tuvalu?</p>
RE: No problem. "Moaning old w4nkpot has anal prolapse in Town Hall goat spoff horror". Properly pmsl.
Nope. Tuvalu goats are just a bit camp. Papua New Guinea goats are as gay as they come - but aren't as well hung as their Tongan relatives. They are like the Chinese compared to big black men. I hope this clears things up.
By osmosis. The Dry loving Osmosis Goats of the Pacific Islands. I thought everyone had heard of them. Don't get me started on the Lesbian Test Tube Dwarf Rabbits of Antarctica.
osmosis? The passage of a liquid from a weak solution to a more concentrated solution across a semipermeable membrane?
Yes. Tongan dry loving goats are made from Tizer. They pass fluid from one side of their sparracuda membrane to the other until they are equal - thus creating two dry loving Tizer osmosis Tongan goats of the Pacific Isles. I hope that cleared things up for you.