Football related Shannon Mathews joke.

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    The police officer on finding little Shannon under the bed asked " We have been looking for you for ages love , is there anything you want to ask " Shannon says "yes , have Newcastle won yet." "Dunt be silly " the officer replies "youve only been missing a month".
     
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    lmao going to have to steel that one
     
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    Feel free
     
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    a close to the knuckle shannon joke.

    after her success in the junior UK hide and seek championships, shannon matthews will now travel abroad to take on the current european champion madeleine mccann. :eek: :eek:
     
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    rolling on floor here
     
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    After 3 weeks Shannon Matthews has been found safe and well. Madeline Mccan has stated that Shannon has got no stamina!!!

    Horrible people we are
     
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    Just dont mention Derek Dooley whatever you do! nt
     
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