For all those still unsure as to their breakfast

I've had confirmation from someone in the know who states that a 'traditional' Full English consists of the following:

Fried Eggs (not scrambled or poached)
Bacon Rashers
Sausages
Tomatoes
Mushrooms
Kidneys
Fried Bread

So you can stick your hash browns and beans up your arse

 

kidneys though?

I'd rather stick hash browns and beans up my arse then eat them.

 

Replace kidney with black pudding and you've got it. I'm shocked that someone in the know could make such an elementary mistake.

 

They do it in all the proper posh hotels

I often gorge myself on some devilled kidneys, followed by a couple of pairs of kippers and a sound thrashing from the head gardener

 

Kidneys my arse.

And that post by Windy about a smoothie giving you the daily recommended portion of fruit is absolute gubbins.

 

Don't shoot the messenger

That list is the 'traditional' list -

My own favourite would be as follows:

Fried Eggs
Bacon
Sausage
Tomatoes (tinned plum)
Mushrooms
Black Pudding
Fried Bread

Mug of tea with a smoke afterwards

 

RE: They do it in all the proper posh hotels

'head gardener'

Scarfy to gardener at posh hotel "oy peasant, come to room 103 and tend to my head at 1100 hours"

 

RE: They do it in all the proper posh hotels

No slap-stick in this thread? Very disappointing.

 

RE: They do it in all the proper posh hotels

you weren't paying attention. I was swinging from a massive clock and everything.

 

RE: They do it in all the proper posh hotels

Sorry i was looking the other way, i was expecting a huge bang and then parts of the inside of the clock to roll past me.

 

RE: They do it in all the proper posh hotels

I was a bit annoyed that the clock parts rolled the other way as well. That's live performing for you.

Keep an eye out for the runaway train.

Although potentially I might give this up and talk about poo or something instead.

 

Do you use the juice from the tinned Tomatos?

 

Don't be daft man

A single tin of tomoatoes contains about 43 litres of juice. You have to drain the juice first, otherwise you run the risk of having to eat your full english out of a soup bowl

 

RE: Don't shoot the messenger

Replace the tomatoes with beans and you've got my fantasy breakfast. I'd drink fresh orange and pretend that that made it healthy.

 

Needs a few fried potato slices in there an' all

 

Put thi money where thi mouth is laddie-lass.