For all you Jay fans:

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Please find below a scientific study conducted by Billybob Giles & Jimmy Cockadoodledoo.
    The purpose of the project was to rate the Hartog Set using the OptaJohnnyCoachman U11 index.
    The results are interesting.

    Dirk Hartog
    Comedy: 4
    Looks: 4
    Intelligence: 4
    Work ethic: 4
    Contribution: 4
    Total: 20

    John Dillinger
    Comedy: 3
    Looks: 4
    Intelligence: 5
    Work ethic: 2
    Contribution: 3
    Total: 17

    Tyketical Masterstroke
    Comedy: 5
    Looks: 2
    Intelligence: 5
    Work ethic: 3
    Contribution: 1
    Total: 16

    TFP
    Comedy: 1
    Looks: 1
    Intelligence: 0
    Work ethic: 1
    Contribution: 0
    Total: 3

    Jay
    Comedy: 8
    Looks: 1
    Intelligence: 9
    Work ethic: -25
    Contribution: 9
    Total: 2

    So - in conclusion it seems that our best comedy partnership is Hartog & Dillinger.
    It also seems that TM is better than TFP, who is slightly better than Jay - a big pile of monkey spoff.

    I knew I could find a bigger waste of time.
     
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    As an old rock star once said to me

    Never kick a tiger up the arse, until you've been round the front and seen the size if its teeth
     
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    So in conclusion

    Dirk is the most attractive. God ******* help us all.
     
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    RE: So in conclusion

    Can't see owt wrong with that conclusion.
     
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    That study is as flawed as TM's complexion
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

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    I'd do you.

    If I were a 50 year old, 23 stone, blind, Lovingstones dwelling desperate bint.

    I don't think 4 out of 500 is a very good score either.
     
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    You'd do me

    whatever. Girlfriend.</p>



    And I smartened up that lass you describe last weekend. Chocolate all over my settee.</p>
     
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    Jay........a member of the magpie family who sits on the fence and squawks all day

    Contribution to this message board............Nil /poo
     
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    RE: Jay........a member of the magpie family who sits on the fence and squawks all day

    best post ever.
     
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    We can't all be as great as you are in your own head
     
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    RE: You'd do me

    Your ladies have terrible table manners.
    Very messy.

    That description actually sounded like Jay.

    Where are you going for a pint of pre match bitter on Setdi?
     
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    RE: You'd do me

    Gwenoshide
     
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    RE: You'd do me

    Trying to keep away from the cricket club.
    Every visit turns into a 3am Rhino frenzy.

    Might wear THE suit.
     
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    RE: You'd do me

    Do it.
     
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    Squawk !!!
     
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