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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Please find below a scientific study conducted by Billybob Giles & Jimmy Cockadoodledoo.
    The purpose of the project was to rate BFC strikers using the OptaJohnnyCoachman U11 index.
    The results are interesting.

    Marc Richards
    Skill: 4
    Finishing: 3
    Effort: 9
    Fitness: 8
    Contribution: 7
    Total: 31

    Paul Hayes
    Skill: 7
    Finishing: 2
    Effort: 6
    Fitness: 9
    Contribution: 7
    Total: 31

    Tommy Wright
    Skill: 2
    Finishing: 0
    Effort: 2
    Fitness: 9
    Contribution: 0
    Total:13

    Daniel Nardiello
    Skill: 8
    Finishing: 9
    Effort: 1
    Fitness: -10
    Contribution: 1
    Total: 9

    Big Pile of Monkey Spoff
    Skill: 0
    Finishing: 0
    Effort: 3
    Fitness: 2
    Contribution: 0
    Total: 5

    So - in conclusion it seems that our best striking partnership is Richards & Hayes.
    It also seems that Tommy Wright is better than Daniel Nardiello, who is slightly better than a big pile of monkey spoff.
     
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    A bigger waste of time I cannot imagine
     
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    where did willie ferry come ?
     
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    RE: A bigger waste of time I cannot imagine

    try imagining Downing on the wing for England.
     
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    Aye.

    Or the Dixon/Gridelet buffon & his spacky shoulder/back/hamstrings.

    I enjoyed doing that.

    And I must state that a "man" who sits on a sofa all day watching Home & Away shouldn't really be lecturing people on what is a "waste of time".
     
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    No idea.

    Cockermouth?

    I give up.

    I shouldn't be wasting my time doing stuff like this.
     
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